Greetings, fellow members. Boss speaking. Writing, literally.
I nid to say on one thing. How the members r so lousy at fighting. I could easily fite all the members if they just charge at me. And believe me, not only can i defeat u all easily, i think tat even ah pek ah mah hu practise taichi can also beat u up into injured human. Therefore, let me generously teach u how to fite. I first time teach ppl leh. So ar, mus learn properly. I dun teach ppl how to fite de but to let the art of fighting to be known to all the world, i hereby, teach u all HOW TO FIGHT!!!!!

This is important. really important. Fighting, nids the skill of endurance. enduring the pain n suffering. meaning, ppl hit u, pls la, the eyes can dun water? u mus turn the pain into anger n into power. but i dun tink u all noe how to have endurance la. basic footings is crucial in all battles. ur foot have to be like a root stuck on the ground, have a firm stand n find your centre of gravity n dun be easily pushed back. in a battle, retreat is not allowed, unless u r dying. if not, moving forward is the only way out. your footing let u have a upperhand in all fight. footing could be practised by always doing stances for 45 or more mins. depend on your body. knee, 45 deg bent, back straight stay tat way. could also move your hand forward or carry long objects by its end n balance it to train hand muscles.

footing part is quite simple. now, the real fighting part. punch n kicks r the most powerful moves. when one releases a punch, the punch must be full of power. as i said, having a firm stand is important. so when u kik, u have to be fast n swift making sure tat the opponent cant react til u kik him. if not, your kik will become the key to ur loss. n punches too. u nid to swift. in a battle, everything is swift. u cant expect eveything to go one by one. when u r attacking, u also nid to care about your defence, making sure tat u get the advantage n u dun have the disadvantage. punches nid to practise in order to have full strength. only way is to punch something. punching the air helps a bit but if there is something to be punched, it would be better. example, i punch ppl. n sometimes, i could also punch the bed. no nid punch hard stuff. as time passes, ur fists will feel like they have become stronger. n the leg. first of all, b4 kiking, stretching ur leg is important or next day u cant walk.

u have gt to kik ur leg alot of time. starting from little force to full force. adapted to the force, u will noe wat type of force to exert when u fite(unless u r so stupid u dunno anything den too bad la, blame ur stupidity)

Above r all training. when it comes to real battle, training r just a reminder n a helper.
i m facing one on one. i prefer moving around. with hands ready to attack, i move in circles, thinking about how the opp goin to strike their first move. but some ppl, dey r just fast. so, its gd to have natural instinct, TO BLOCK (one member, only noe how to wink. by tat time i tink she gt panda eyes) however, at the same time, fighting back is also important. accept all attacks n at the same time return all attacks. too long le. i next time den c i free den write more la.

Your Superior Boss
Sam- Witch