Speech Time. (long time no speech liao)

Greetings, my sparse fellow members,
It has been such a long time since i had a speech. This speech is a speech about 'LOVE'. THAT'S RIGHT! LOVE! WE NEED TO HAVE LOVE IN OUR HEART IN ORDER TO MAKE THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE, MAKE THIS SOCIETY A BETTER PLACE, MAKE YOUR HEART A BETTER PLACE.
Love, wat is love? its kinda.. sorta..... HERE, LET ME SPELL IT FOR YOU!

L IS FOR LOOKING LEFT N RIGHT BEFORE CROSSING THE ROAD
O IS FOR ALWAYS LOOKING FOR CARS BEFORE CROSSING THE ROAD
V IS FOR VANDALISING THE CARS BEFORE YOU CROSS THE ROAD
E IS FOR ENJOYING THE PLEASUER OF VANDALISING CARS BEFORE YOU CROSS THE ROAD

This is Love. The meaning to Love is very special. We must LOVE EVERYBODY!!! EVEN THE LAMP POSTS AT YOUR HOUSE, YOU MUST ALWAYS HUG IT N KISSED IT N DUN FORGET TO TELL IT, 'i LOVE U!!!!!' Love is important. If the kings in the past love each other, they wont fite, they wont kill, they wont die.
If H1N1 LOVES US!!!!!!! IT WONT KILL US!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE IS IMPORTANT!!!!! WE MUST ALWAYS HAVE LOVE IN OUR HEART!!!! LONG LIVE LOVE! LONG LIVE LOVE!!

Your Superior Boss,
Sam-Witch