Speech Time. (long time no speech liao)

Greetings, my sparse fellow members,
It has been such a long time since i had a speech. This speech is a speech about 'LOVE'. THAT'S RIGHT! LOVE! WE NEED TO HAVE LOVE IN OUR HEART IN ORDER TO MAKE THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE, MAKE THIS SOCIETY A BETTER PLACE, MAKE YOUR HEART A BETTER PLACE.
Love, wat is love? its kinda.. sorta..... HERE, LET ME SPELL IT FOR YOU!

L IS FOR LOOKING LEFT N RIGHT BEFORE CROSSING THE ROAD
O IS FOR ALWAYS LOOKING FOR CARS BEFORE CROSSING THE ROAD
V IS FOR VANDALISING THE CARS BEFORE YOU CROSS THE ROAD
E IS FOR ENJOYING THE PLEASUER OF VANDALISING CARS BEFORE YOU CROSS THE ROAD

This is Love. The meaning to Love is very special. We must LOVE EVERYBODY!!! EVEN THE LAMP POSTS AT YOUR HOUSE, YOU MUST ALWAYS HUG IT N KISSED IT N DUN FORGET TO TELL IT, 'i LOVE U!!!!!' Love is important. If the kings in the past love each other, they wont fite, they wont kill, they wont die.
If H1N1 LOVES US!!!!!!! IT WONT KILL US!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE IS IMPORTANT!!!!! WE MUST ALWAYS HAVE LOVE IN OUR HEART!!!! LONG LIVE LOVE! LONG LIVE LOVE!!

Your Superior Boss,
Sam-Witch

gREETINGS!!!!!!1 Yo, yo, yo, check it out!!! Super Yoyo is back by pop demand!!!! tats not the main point.....
the main point is, I am goin to tell you all a new story.
This would be like a long drama!!!
It is called........

" The Hero Academy "

Episode 1: Birth of a Hero
"ok class, turn to page 76413164, and read wat Mr. Hero has done in the year 1120 to 1320." Mrs. Splatter said. " Yo, Splat, Tis is like so yesterday! Hu cares about tat outdated Hero hu actually nid a string's help to fly? And he call himself a hero!?" Jubi, a Hero hu likes to 'yo' said. "Jubi, pls dun yo me. And, I'm not Splat, I'm Splatter. U dare to be rude again, I call ur mum." Mrs. Splatter looked at Jubi angrily. "Yo, Ter, u r so outdated too. Don't u noe my mum is dead? How do u wan 2 to tell her? Summon her spirit? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Jubi laughed and the whole class followed. Mariannylai, a female hero, said, "Jubi, i tot its ur dad hu is dead." Jubi answered, "Ya, he's dead. both of my parents r dead. oh, thx Mari for reminding me. I nearly forgt." Jonaa, another hero, said, "I can sense it. A new hero is coming!!!!" And he is right! in the town called papamamanannypoo, a new hero was born!!! His name is called Biju!
[ TO BE CONTINUED]

since its the 1st day of the show, i decided to let u read one more epi first

Episode 2: Biju
13 yrs past. 10 yrs ago, to defend the Hero World from Anti-hero invasion, almost all of the hero r killed(include those hu appeared in episode 1). Biju is now a teenage Hero. His powers has no limit. He could do anything n everything. However, he doesn't know how 2 control his power. Biju is now 13 yrs old and yet he is so powerful and he is now also the ruler of the Hero World and the Principal of Hero Academy since both the previous ruler n principal r killed, too. Biju loves to draw. His most power move is blazing kik. He is very busy. He has to attend lessons n prepare lessons for the other hero kids hu r living healthily n happily. Biju has no dislikes. Thats all about Biju.
[ TO BE CONTINUED ]


u wan more of the story? WAIT TIL NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Your Superior Boss,
Sam-Witch