Every NOBLE people have a heroic story. I too, have one. So, let me share with you my HEROIC STORY!!!!

title: THE WORLD'S HERO---- SAM-WITCH

Ahhh~~~~~~ it is a so damn relaxing day. tornado blowing, sun shining so brightly, birds shouting, dogs pooping, the place full of sadness......

I am a really really tall guy. First, at tat time, i am only five yrs old. i have a height of 9089654237cm.(truth, no bluffin)

i am areally good basket baller, ballet dancer, boxer(not the boxer tat ur father n uncle wear at home),fighter,teacher,baker,doctor,soccer player....
all sorts of occupation u can name of, i tell u, i aced it all!!!!

i feel like i m a hero. cause i noe how 2 do almost completely everything(except for swimming) cause the water is always too shallow for me to swim in.....(sob...)

den one day, i met an old man. he said,"THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!! WE NEED A HERO!!!"

i laughed for about one hour, den coughed a bit den saw the old man alrdy gone.....

but, i gt go n find the old man. he was fishing at ABCDEFGH Lake. i said," old man, I M THE HERO TAT U SEEK."

cause of my height, he mus strain his neck to look at me. therefore, i knelt down. but too bad, he still cant see me. so i picked him up n put him infront of my face.

he said, "YOU REALLY IS A HERO!!!! YOU MADE ME SEE WHAT I TOT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE!!!"

i was like,"..............................................."

the old man shouted, "TIS TALL GUY HERE!!!!!! HE IS OUR HERO!!!!! TIS IS THE WORLD'S HERO!!!!!!"

I WAS LIKE....,"I AM ALRDY A HERO EVEN B4 HE DECLARED ME A HERO......"

n tis is my HEROIC STORY!!!!!!

hey fellow members, dun tink tat tis is rubbish talk. its true, ok??!!

Your Superior Boss,
Sam-Witch