due to the popular demand for my story, i have one more story in mind to share wif u all.
the title of the story is

'Before I Am A Noble Person'

Before i became a noble person, i was a hooligan. Everyone noe me. I was called
The Infamous Hooligan Who Got Himself Famous By Doing Infamous Things. however, i dun like it. cause does not sound cool. therefore, i called myself B.A.N.D.I.T(Boy Always Notorious Doing Infamous Things)

den, i go n opened a loan shark pte ltd. den rite, i go hire alot of ppl to spray here spray there. we r unique, we dun hand pig head. we hang chicken heads.

y chicken? i dunno. cause i like to eat kfc lor. maybe.

anyway, tats not the point. loan shark, u noe la. the police always wan 2 come to catch us de. but hor, our company, u all dunno de lah. the company rite, is like megazord like tat de. u can separate them into parts all turn them into machines carrying swords n guns. very cool de.

once ar, the police come find us, we quickly press one button, our company move to geylang den land wrong place go to destroy one of the so called 'hotel'. all because of the stupid pilot fault la. nvr read the manual den anyhow press button. in the end the ppl go call police. den due to the crash landing, the machine spoil lor den cant escpae kana caught lor

but i very pro. i make a floating device to escpae to malaysia. luckily ar, i very clever, nvr get causght. den i go genting to gamble den make lots of money lor. den rite itake space ship go another planet den rite i go there kana shot by meteorite den grow very tall lor.

den after tat, i come back down 2 earth again, den gt shot one more time, den tot c(fourth sound) liao! shot again, ltr grow more tall how??!!

aiyah, nth to worry la. i gt shot again go back to normal size. den i decided to turn over a new leaf so i go to do voluntary work lor. ya lor, i also gt join in charity show de leh. i sponsor all those condos n cars which were given out as prizes.

like tat lor. end of story liao lor. ok la
zaijian lor.

Your Superior Boss,
Sam-Witch