Due to pop demand from zebra n walker, i am writin once more.

This is a story, not about me. But, about a kid who yearns to be a super hero and he eventually did.

"The Life Of Electro As A Kid"

long long long long ago, maybe once upon a time would be better. In the era where there is Snow White( hu is about 98 yrs old then), a place far far away from the palace snow white live in as they r not goin to have some kind of link, there is a small village. tat village is called, " Hero Village ". Inside the village, has many heroes. they r the ancestors of the modern heroes. Everyone hu live there have super power(some power r not super but at least they have power. eg: a old man hu could turn everything his left index finger touch into poo. he is called Poo Poo Man)
there was one kid, however. has great power. yet, he does not noe how 2 control it. His name was Seah Lee Chew. He, like the others, has a super hero name, Electro. Just as his name say. He tro electricity. he can turn electric currents into balls of electricity and tro it at others. he himself could generate electricity. However, as i say, he cant control his powers. Day n nite, nite n day, electricity is all around his body. the sparks given out by him once nearly cause the whole village to explode. Luckily Poo Poo Man uses some poo to make Electro faint, resulting the sparks in him to be stabalize. Then, from then on, Electro decided tat he would go out of the small village to find a master to teach him to control his powers. ( u noe y he wan 2 get out even though its Hero Village where there r heroes? cause the only hero there is at tat small village is Poo Poo Man n Electro cause tat village really is small.)
Along the road, he met an old man full of moles with exactly five strands of half white and half yellow hair about 2cm growing out of each mole. The old man put his left index finger in his mouth and "PWEE PWEE PWEE!!!! O.M.G!!! I PUT THE WRONG FINGER IN!!!!!" the old man mouth was full of shit. he quickly put his right index finger in his mouth and Electro could c his mouth was full of water. Then the old amn put his left thumb in his mouth and when he took his thumb out, Electro could him muching something like an apple.
"cool!!!!" Electro said. The old man bow and say," Of course I am. Cause, i am the Cool Cool Man!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" "are u related to Poo Poo Man?" Electro ask. " somehow related. his dad is my granpa's auntie's son's uncle's mother's daughter's uncle's son's daughter's uncle's auntie's grandpa's great grandpa's uncle's brother's uncle." " oic." Electro said even though he does not understand wat the Cool Cool Man is tokin. Then, Cool Cool Man saw sparks all over his body n said, "cool sparks u have gt there." den, he pointed his right middle finger at him n before electro wanted to bash him up, the sparks was taken in by the middle finger. but, not even one sec has gone past n the spark is there, again.
"Hmmm.... very lousy control u have gt there. really good!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! N I TOT HERO VILLAGE HAS A LOT OF GREAT HEROES!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BYE SUCKER, I M OFF TO DESTROY HERO VILLAGE AND GO TO BUILD A HERO CITY!!!!!!" the Cool Cool Man ran to the direction of the Hero Village. "O.M.G" Electro quickly shoot electricity balls at Cool Cool Man but it couldn't reach him. so, Electro go n chase after Cool Cool Man. 3 sec ltr, they arrived at Hero Village and Poo Poo Man is counting how many poo he has created. Cool Cool Man shot water wif his right index finger at the poo n laughed, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
" Cool Cool Man?" Poo Poo Man asked.
"Cool Cool Man. Poo Poo Man" Cool Cool Man replied.
"Cool Cool? Cool Cool Man?" Poo Poo Man asked again.
"Cool Cool! Cool Cool Man! Poo Poo Man!" Cool Cool Man replied again.
"Poo Poo!!!!!" Poo Poo Man shouted.
"Cool Cool!!!" Cool Cool Man shouted back.
Cool Cool Man quickly grab Poo Poo Man by his neck. "Cool Cool?" Poo Poo Man asked.
before Cool Cool Man could ans, Electro came and something was not right wif him. his nose is twitching, n real fast. The next thing Poo Poo Man and Cool Cool Man plus Electro knew is there is a shining ball of light which covered the village n there is explosion.
Then, after the light has faded, Poo Poo Man was filled wif poo(his poo was electric proof so he used it to protect him when the explosion took place) Cool Cool man actually wanted to do the same but accidentally shoot water at himself, so he died.
Then, ELECTRO SAVED HERO VILLAGE FROM THE EVIL COOL COOL MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


THE END.


nice story??? its cool!!!!!!

Thanks for reading -0-


Your Superior Boss,
Sam-Witch

due to the popular demand for my story, i have one more story in mind to share wif u all.
the title of the story is

'Before I Am A Noble Person'

Before i became a noble person, i was a hooligan. Everyone noe me. I was called
The Infamous Hooligan Who Got Himself Famous By Doing Infamous Things. however, i dun like it. cause does not sound cool. therefore, i called myself B.A.N.D.I.T(Boy Always Notorious Doing Infamous Things)

den, i go n opened a loan shark pte ltd. den rite, i go hire alot of ppl to spray here spray there. we r unique, we dun hand pig head. we hang chicken heads.

y chicken? i dunno. cause i like to eat kfc lor. maybe.

anyway, tats not the point. loan shark, u noe la. the police always wan 2 come to catch us de. but hor, our company, u all dunno de lah. the company rite, is like megazord like tat de. u can separate them into parts all turn them into machines carrying swords n guns. very cool de.

once ar, the police come find us, we quickly press one button, our company move to geylang den land wrong place go to destroy one of the so called 'hotel'. all because of the stupid pilot fault la. nvr read the manual den anyhow press button. in the end the ppl go call police. den due to the crash landing, the machine spoil lor den cant escpae kana caught lor

but i very pro. i make a floating device to escpae to malaysia. luckily ar, i very clever, nvr get causght. den i go genting to gamble den make lots of money lor. den rite itake space ship go another planet den rite i go there kana shot by meteorite den grow very tall lor.

den after tat, i come back down 2 earth again, den gt shot one more time, den tot c(fourth sound) liao! shot again, ltr grow more tall how??!!

aiyah, nth to worry la. i gt shot again go back to normal size. den i decided to turn over a new leaf so i go to do voluntary work lor. ya lor, i also gt join in charity show de leh. i sponsor all those condos n cars which were given out as prizes.

like tat lor. end of story liao lor. ok la
zaijian lor.

Your Superior Boss,
Sam-Witch

Every NOBLE people have a heroic story. I too, have one. So, let me share with you my HEROIC STORY!!!!

title: THE WORLD'S HERO---- SAM-WITCH

Ahhh~~~~~~ it is a so damn relaxing day. tornado blowing, sun shining so brightly, birds shouting, dogs pooping, the place full of sadness......

I am a really really tall guy. First, at tat time, i am only five yrs old. i have a height of 9089654237cm.(truth, no bluffin)

i am areally good basket baller, ballet dancer, boxer(not the boxer tat ur father n uncle wear at home),fighter,teacher,baker,doctor,soccer player....
all sorts of occupation u can name of, i tell u, i aced it all!!!!

i feel like i m a hero. cause i noe how 2 do almost completely everything(except for swimming) cause the water is always too shallow for me to swim in.....(sob...)

den one day, i met an old man. he said,"THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!!! WE NEED A HERO!!!"

i laughed for about one hour, den coughed a bit den saw the old man alrdy gone.....

but, i gt go n find the old man. he was fishing at ABCDEFGH Lake. i said," old man, I M THE HERO TAT U SEEK."

cause of my height, he mus strain his neck to look at me. therefore, i knelt down. but too bad, he still cant see me. so i picked him up n put him infront of my face.

he said, "YOU REALLY IS A HERO!!!! YOU MADE ME SEE WHAT I TOT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE!!!"

i was like,"..............................................."

the old man shouted, "TIS TALL GUY HERE!!!!!! HE IS OUR HERO!!!!! TIS IS THE WORLD'S HERO!!!!!!"

I WAS LIKE....,"I AM ALRDY A HERO EVEN B4 HE DECLARED ME A HERO......"

n tis is my HEROIC STORY!!!!!!

hey fellow members, dun tink tat tis is rubbish talk. its true, ok??!!

Your Superior Boss,
Sam-Witch