Story 3: Loyalty

Jok is a wannabe singer. Pok is an ex murderer. Jok and Pok seems like they walk different path and may not become frens but fate brought them together.
Jok was singing on the street to earn money when some gangsters walked to him n attack him. Jok was too weak to fight back n could only be bashed up. Pok who just came out of prison saw this and went to bash the gangsters up. Jok was saved by Pok n they became best friends. Pok decided to start working to make up for his mistakes in the past. he wrked in a noodle shop. the boss of the shop could only be described with vulgars and he was hated by a lot of ppl in town. however, Pok could only wrk there as the boss was the only one hu want to hire him. at the same time, Jok joined a company and the company promised him to make him a global singer. Jok wanted to tell Pok the gd news so he went to noodle shop. however, Pok was out as he went to buy ingredients. the shop has no customers n Jok looked around the shop. he go near a door and heard:
"that pig, let's kill it."
"what if we get caught?somebody's sure to noe tat the pig is missing."
"nvm la, use Pok's knife la. if anybody see the pig dead, they will tink Pok killed it."
"ok, den lets kill the pig tmr."
Jok heard the door knob turned and quickly ran to the furthest table and sat down.
"hu r u?" a fat guy asked.
"customer." Jok replied.
"we r out of stock, come back ltr"a short guy said.
so, Jok walked out of the shop. the conversation keeps on echoing in his head but he only tinks tat they r trying to kill a pig using Pok's knife. it does not seems to be a big prob so he did not try to tell Pok.
the next day, it was Jok's first showcase. reporters at the showcase was toking:
"Heard tat? pig is finally dead."
"seems lime Pok killed it. its nothing strange, he is a murderer anyway. killing pig must be something easy."
"he shld just control his anger instead of killing pig, he will go to jail again. i heard its only days since he got out."
when Jok heard the go jail part, he was shocked. Why killing a pig oso need go jail?
he asked the reporters,"why Pok need go jail? he only killed a pig! if he has to go jail, then those sell pork de oso nid la!"
"Pork?hahaha, Pig is not a "pig"! Pig is a name la, he is a person!"
Jok was shocked. he remembered the conversation yesterday and was more shocked.
"he is an ex, no witness somemore,the police did not even care to check the murder weapon. heard tat he will be beheaded at 3.50pm."
"wat??!! serious?!! now alrdy 3.20pm!!"Jok looked at his watch. The showcase starts at 3.30pm and ends at 5.30pm. by tat time, Pok would be long dead.
he made a decision. this showcase is important to him, but Pok, his friend is more important. if not for him, he might die in the gangsters' hands n he would not be standing here w8ting for the showcase to start.
he ran to the police station, it was 3.48pm when he saw Pok being brought to a room. Jok shouted,"I has proof tat Pok is not the murderer!"
Pok was surprised to see Jok.
"i heard 2 ppl toking to plan to kill Pig yesterday at the noodle shop. i saw the name tags. Mak and Gak. i heard tat u all did not examine the knife for finger prints. well Mak and Gak might tink so too so they may not be wearing gloves when they killed Pig. so, their fingerprints must be on the knife."
the police quickly examine the knife and found out tat besides Jok's fingerprints, there is another unknown fingerprints. they arrested Gak n Mak and found out tat it was Mak's fingerprints. but Gak is oso involved in this so he was oso jailed wif Mak. by the time the case ended, the showcase was over.
Jok's manager called n say he is fired and he wont be working together with the company again.
Jok dun care and say,
" I may be a stupid guy, but i definitely noe tat there is something called loyalty. and it is more impt than being a global singer."
and so, Pok opened a shop of his own selling pork and Jok worked in his shop as a full time singer, promoting his talents at the same time attracting crowds to eat pork n listen to songs.


the end:)

Story 2: Friendship

Gog and Vog are enemies and rivals since they were young. they always try to win one another or harm one another.
one day, because of their bad behaviour, their parents sent them to an orphanage.
It is no ordinary orphanage. the orphange r filled wif kids hu killed million of ppl.
to survive in tat killer orphanage,they decided to da ting the orphanage.
Gog found out tat the orphanage was split into 2. the West gang n the East gang.
Both leaders once went into jail 8000 times n above(n they r only 5 yrs old, younger than them by 20 yrs)
Vog found out tat the orphanage manager was killed n now the two gangs r fighting for the power to govern the orphanage.
then, both Vog n Gog decided to join diff gang.Vog went to the East, Gog went to the West.
then, after they join, the two leaders decided tat this day is the day to fite n end this war once n for all/
Vog n Gog tot tat they are only fighting wif bare hands. however, they gt a shock when they c them bringing out nuclear bombs n missile which will destroy the whole planet once they r fired.
then, they knew tat they had to do smth. they r the only 25 yrs old, the rest r only 5 n below.
then, they tot of their neighbours.
recalling.....
joe n zoe r best frens since they were young, they laugh at each other, smile at each other, hug each other kiss each other and kip on chanting:
WE ARE FRIENDS WE ARE FRIENDS WE ARE FRIENDS
n they r always happy together, without fighting or argument.
light bulb on their head shone brightly n they started laughing, looking at each other into their eyes,lovingly. giving their widest grin n loudest laughter, they hug each other tightly n had a very damn long kiss........ after they r done wif kissing, they started to chant:
"WE ARE FRIENDS WE ARE FRIENDS WE ARE FRIENDS WE ARE FRIENDS"
the ppl around them gt influenced. they also did the same thing n they oso started chanting..
In the end,
THE EVIL MINDS OF THE 5 YRS AND BELOW GT BRAINWASHED BY THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

FRIENDSHIP WINS THE POWER OF EVIL AND FROM THEN ON,
KILLER ORPHANAGE IS CALLED FRIENDSHIP ORPHANAGE
AND THEY WATCH BARNEY TOGETHER,
AND LEARNT HOW TO SHARE.
SO, EAST GET TO BE THE BOSS OF THE ORPHANAGE ON MON WED FRI
AND WEST GET TO BE THE BOSS ON TUES THURS SAT
FOR SUNDAY, THEY WILL JUST SHARE IT JUST LIKE WAT BARNEY TAUGHT THEM!

the end :)

As i said, YWC would be educational. This is an educational story.
this is an anyhow story, event is anyhow, character is anyhow, everything is anyhow. totally anyhow.
if u tink tat this story is saying about u or ppl around u,
i tink u tink too much

Story 1: Trust

Lee Ah Sai, 21, just got out of jail. he is a genius but because he is too genius, he tink too much and kip on tinking tat ppl r jealous of his intelligence, so he does not trust ppl. if u laugh infront of him b4 he went in jail, u will be killed by him. in jail, he started to learn tat trusting others is important and he saw tat the ppl in jail dun trust ppl anymore. because they were in jail because they trusted the ppl around them.
therefore, after getting out of jail, he decided to teach ppl the importance of trust and trust is important.
he went to find a marker and pen knife n carboard and string.
using his genius mind, he made a colourful board which says
"trust is important!we have to trust ppl, lets start by trusting me!"
therefore, ppl go n ask him: "if i trust u n ask u to help me, will u help me by doing wat i tell u to do?"
"OF COURSE! U CAN TOTALLY TRUST ME!"
"gif me all your money now."
"i just got out of jail, no money la, all used to buy markers liao."
the man walked away, saying,"n u still expect me to trust u..."
Lee Ah Sai quickly said: I GIF U MY SHOES LA, THEY VERY EX DE LEH
the man happily walked away wif the ex shoes.
a child walked to lee and say: u say i can trust u rite. ok, i trust tat u can climb the tree and jump down.
Lee Ah Sai say: huh?
child: n u still say i can trust u...."
therefore Lee Ah Sai climbed the 500 metres tree n jumped down....
he sacrificed his life to let the ppl noe the important of trust.
the ppl who saw wat he did was very touched and started trusting each other from now on.

the end

Words from Boss

seriously, i dunno when YWC started. but since my previous members died at 9 Feb, i declare it started at 9 Feb 2009. Haizzz.... now already 23Nov2010, going 2011. but!!!! nobody remembered the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!!! sian. hope tat maybe we will remember the 2nd yr on 9 Feb 2011. seriously, compared to other gangs, we really very shi bai. for those hu dun understand hanyu pinyin, i dun care. seriously, YWC very ke bei. BUT I AM PROUD TO BE A MEMBER OF YWC. going christmas. i wish for a bike as present. but in my dreams also dun have. anyway, seriously gt nth to say about YWC. maybe i will change YWC to a educational gang? for example tell some educational stories and educate ppl? since we cant fight and kill like those number gang. at least we can be a help to the society. the biggest help is not to be a burden. so for those useless members, if u cant contribute anything pls try to stay at home and breathe lesser. let the future generations get more oxygen so they can tink better!! since i may not be able to say my resolutions in 2011 during yr 2011, i can say it now. first, i wan YWC members to be successful and be a big boss, so tat maybe someday when i retire(dunno when n hope wont) i can tou kao u all. i wish i can live longer. in addition, i hope tat even after so many years, YWC members will not forget about YWC.
MAY YWC LIVE IN OUR HEART!!!!
PS:eh, dunno if u noe or not but gt game can play here leh

Continuing from the fighting moves, i have found a few ways to fight from my exp of watching dramas. the elbow is very important. it may not have as much force as a palm or fist or leg, but if u noe how to use your elbow, it could help u be it in attacking or defending. Example. your hands full trying to block but your opponent's attacking hand is come n all is left is your elbow. with a solid push down, the attack could be stop. or when someone is at the back, trying to attack from behind which is kind of low cause hitting from behind is never a righteous thing to do, n with the force of your elbow, u could hit your oppt till he move two steps back or u r strong enough the person might not be standing. Then, is the punch. When i fight, i dun aim for a critical hit. i believe tat every punch tat hits, hurt. therefore, i dun care my strength of the punch. i punch the place where its open n free n no hands to protect it. it doesn't matter how hard your fist land, it only matters whether your fist lands. fighting r not like martial arts. u have gt to have your natural instinct to fite. martial arts depends on instincts too but the moves r well planned unlike fighting which is using moves which will benefit u at tat time. To have a natural instinct, especially if u dun have one, is easy. if u kip on doing dodging moves or fighting moves, when u r attacked, u will just naturally use it. some ppl, dunnid practise, also can. but for some other ppl, they could only blink their eye n in real fite, the punch wont stop but will just directly box u. if ppl fite u wif weapons, it is so dangerous n i dunno how to fite back cause i nvr experience it b4. from the tv shows, i dunno whether its reliable or not cause as i said is tv show, not real life. but frm the way i c it, when one uses a knife, the hand action will be big. swiping across, and it takes a long time b4 the knife is returned to the original position for defending. n when the opp swipes his knife, the hand holding is free. punch the hand or hold it, if your hand is strong, u could twist the wrist to make the knife drop or just find a open space to hit so tat the opp will release the knife due to pain. den when the knife is dropped, kiking it away immediately is crucila as he may find a chance to get hold of it n start attacking again. den when the knife is down, avoid all attacks n punch when theres a chance to. if the opp is bigger size den u, u gt to pin him down the fround, twisting his hand and locking the legs so he cant move at all. if same size as u just box til the opp cant move anymore, but no killing la. not teaching u to kill. if its a gun, normal ppl cant escape form a gun. unless u r real fast n strong tat u could get hold of the gun n use it against the gun wielder who is oftenly those ancient china martial artists hu noes kung fu n r kung fu masters.its not impossible to avoid a gun shot, but it nids speed. if u have a spear, it would be great only if u have great accuracy n great power. And as for the kicks, if u r one hu dun have a sense of balancing, dun kik your leg above knee level. use your leg mainly for defense purpose.
拳来手顶 腿来脚挡
the eight words is the simplest form of fighting.

Your Superior Boss,
Sam Witch

Greetings, fellow members. Boss speaking. Writing, literally.
I nid to say on one thing. How the members r so lousy at fighting. I could easily fite all the members if they just charge at me. And believe me, not only can i defeat u all easily, i think tat even ah pek ah mah hu practise taichi can also beat u up into injured human. Therefore, let me generously teach u how to fite. I first time teach ppl leh. So ar, mus learn properly. I dun teach ppl how to fite de but to let the art of fighting to be known to all the world, i hereby, teach u all HOW TO FIGHT!!!!!

This is important. really important. Fighting, nids the skill of endurance. enduring the pain n suffering. meaning, ppl hit u, pls la, the eyes can dun water? u mus turn the pain into anger n into power. but i dun tink u all noe how to have endurance la. basic footings is crucial in all battles. ur foot have to be like a root stuck on the ground, have a firm stand n find your centre of gravity n dun be easily pushed back. in a battle, retreat is not allowed, unless u r dying. if not, moving forward is the only way out. your footing let u have a upperhand in all fight. footing could be practised by always doing stances for 45 or more mins. depend on your body. knee, 45 deg bent, back straight stay tat way. could also move your hand forward or carry long objects by its end n balance it to train hand muscles.

footing part is quite simple. now, the real fighting part. punch n kicks r the most powerful moves. when one releases a punch, the punch must be full of power. as i said, having a firm stand is important. so when u kik, u have to be fast n swift making sure tat the opponent cant react til u kik him. if not, your kik will become the key to ur loss. n punches too. u nid to swift. in a battle, everything is swift. u cant expect eveything to go one by one. when u r attacking, u also nid to care about your defence, making sure tat u get the advantage n u dun have the disadvantage. punches nid to practise in order to have full strength. only way is to punch something. punching the air helps a bit but if there is something to be punched, it would be better. example, i punch ppl. n sometimes, i could also punch the bed. no nid punch hard stuff. as time passes, ur fists will feel like they have become stronger. n the leg. first of all, b4 kiking, stretching ur leg is important or next day u cant walk.

u have gt to kik ur leg alot of time. starting from little force to full force. adapted to the force, u will noe wat type of force to exert when u fite(unless u r so stupid u dunno anything den too bad la, blame ur stupidity)

Above r all training. when it comes to real battle, training r just a reminder n a helper.
i m facing one on one. i prefer moving around. with hands ready to attack, i move in circles, thinking about how the opp goin to strike their first move. but some ppl, dey r just fast. so, its gd to have natural instinct, TO BLOCK (one member, only noe how to wink. by tat time i tink she gt panda eyes) however, at the same time, fighting back is also important. accept all attacks n at the same time return all attacks. too long le. i next time den c i free den write more la.

Your Superior Boss
Sam- Witch

Speech Time. (long time no speech liao)

Greetings, my sparse fellow members,
It has been such a long time since i had a speech. This speech is a speech about 'LOVE'. THAT'S RIGHT! LOVE! WE NEED TO HAVE LOVE IN OUR HEART IN ORDER TO MAKE THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE, MAKE THIS SOCIETY A BETTER PLACE, MAKE YOUR HEART A BETTER PLACE.
Love, wat is love? its kinda.. sorta..... HERE, LET ME SPELL IT FOR YOU!

L IS FOR LOOKING LEFT N RIGHT BEFORE CROSSING THE ROAD
O IS FOR ALWAYS LOOKING FOR CARS BEFORE CROSSING THE ROAD
V IS FOR VANDALISING THE CARS BEFORE YOU CROSS THE ROAD
E IS FOR ENJOYING THE PLEASUER OF VANDALISING CARS BEFORE YOU CROSS THE ROAD

This is Love. The meaning to Love is very special. We must LOVE EVERYBODY!!! EVEN THE LAMP POSTS AT YOUR HOUSE, YOU MUST ALWAYS HUG IT N KISSED IT N DUN FORGET TO TELL IT, 'i LOVE U!!!!!' Love is important. If the kings in the past love each other, they wont fite, they wont kill, they wont die.
If H1N1 LOVES US!!!!!!! IT WONT KILL US!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE IS IMPORTANT!!!!! WE MUST ALWAYS HAVE LOVE IN OUR HEART!!!! LONG LIVE LOVE! LONG LIVE LOVE!!

Your Superior Boss,
Sam-Witch